Showing posts with label Internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Internet. Show all posts

Saturday, 25 July 2026

Kerkgenotjies: Rekenaars

* Ons Silwer Surfers (dis nou die ouer garde op die internet) het soms probleme met ons rekenaars.Ek het gister 'n probleem gehad en toe skakel ek vir Boetman, die 11-jarige buurseun.
Boetman druk 'n paar knoppies en die probleem is opgelos.
So in die wegstap roep ek agter hom aan: "So wat was fout?"
en hy antwoord: "Dit was 'n ID-tien-T-fout!"
Ek wou toe nie te dom lyk nie, het darem ook my trots, maar vra nietemin: "'n ID-tien-T-fout? Wat is dit, ingeval ek nodig het om dit weer te gebruik?"
Boetman grinnik: "Het Oom nog nooit van ‘n ID-tien-T-fout gehoor nie?"
"Nee", antwoord ek eerlik.
"Skryf dit neer," sê hy, "ek dink Oom sal dit wel snap."
So skryf ek dit toe neer: 'IDIOT.'
Om te dink ek het voorheen so baie van die mannetjie gehou.

* Wat is die verskil tussen "e-mail" (e-pos) en g-mail?
Antwoord: E-mail word met elektrisiteit gestuur en g-mail met 'n generator.

* Wat het SA voor kerslig gehad?
Antwoord: Elektrisiteit.

Thursday, 5 December 2024

Think about it: Technology isn't life


I had spent an hour in the bank with my dad, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist myself & asked ...

''Dad, why don't we activate your internet banking?''

''Why would I do that?'' he asked.

''Well, then you won't have to spend an hour here for things like transfer. You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!''

I was so excited about initiating him into the world of internet banking.

He asked, ''If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?"

''Yes, yes!" I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered at door now and how amazon delivers everything!

His answer left me tongue-tied.

He said, ''Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends, I have chatted a while with the staff who know me very well by now. You know I am alone ... this is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have enough time, it is the physical touch that I crave. Two years back I got sick, the store owner from whom I buy fruits, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried. When your Mom fell down few days back while on her morning walk, our local grocer saw her and immediately got his car to rush her home as he knows where I live. Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online? Why would I want everything delivered to me and force me to interact with just my computer? I like to know the person that I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller'. It creates bonds of relationships. Does Amazon deliver all this as well?'''

Technology isn't life ... Spend time with people ... Not with devices.

Thursday, 6 August 2020

Voorlesing: Miga 1

Luister HIER na 'n voorlesing uit MIGA.